A sacrificial hoodie, is a hoodie one should buy to prevent your favorite hoodie from being stolen while dating.
If you have extra hoodies, then the hoodie you don't want stolen isn't the one you let them wear.
If you have extra hoodies, then the hoodie you don't want stolen isn't the one you let them wear.
Guy 1: "This girl I met the bar, I let her have my favorite hoodie I was wearing, and I don't think I'm getting it back..."
Guy 2: "You don't have any sacrificial hoodies? I just got like 12 hoodies at the thrift shop for seven dollars."
Guy 2: "You don't have any sacrificial hoodies? I just got like 12 hoodies at the thrift shop for seven dollars."
by RBish December 16, 2019