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(Surface Warfare Officer) v. To be repeatedly backstabed/bludgeoned from one you trust; To drive a theoretical bus over ones colleagues.
n. One skilled in the art of betrayal and ass kissing to its max; where what is considered cool/interesting/important is actually ultra gay (not to be confused with ULTRA C/E/S)and completely irrelevant in modern society or world history.

To further his career, LT Smith SWO-ed his division officer by calling him out in front of the Captain.
by Tonrey July 16, 2008
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When one is particularly muscular. Stems from the fact when one is muscular one has a "SWOllen" look
by TheVoiceOfReason March 21, 2006
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SWO stands for "smoke weed occasionally" or in some cases "smoke weed often". The term was developed by non-stoners in response to the popularization of the term SWED (smoke weed every day). The ambiguity of claiming to SWO lends it a sense of mystery that SWED lacks.
"Hey man, you SWED?"
"Nah b, but I do SWO."
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abr -Slut Whore Of Satan. A female who listens to heavy metal, or other extreme hybrids of the style and attends live band shows dressed in black and leather in order to find someone to have sexual intercourse with and leave the temporary partner the next morning.

short - a slut who listens to heavy metal.
"That ugly bitch over there is a SWOS"
"Man, this gig is full of SWOS"
"I could go a SWOS or two right now"
by Bob November 21, 2002
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"Croc's" or Dawg's"

Stupid looking shoes
Man those are some ugly swoes
by Steven Dyck September 10, 2007
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(adj.) 1. BEING A COMPLETE BADASS, INCORPORATING BEING INCREDIBLY SEXY, FUNNY, KIND, BEAUTIFUL, AND JUST ALL AROUND AWESOME AND WONDERFUL.
2. ORIGINATING FROM BADASS DESCENT
My girl Maggie is so swo.
by WHAT NICE ASS October 28, 2010
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abbrv. for swollen; most frequently used to mean enlarged or full and typically preceded by the preposition 'on.'
1. After hustlin the whole night, my pockets are on swo'; 2. Shit, that foo's head is on swo!
by King Willy July 31, 2006
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