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Acronym used in internet conversations, standing for "Stop Trying To Get Laid". It's meant at message board members who are overly complimenting and prestative towards members of the opposite sex, with blatant sexual intentions.
It can also be used with similar meaning to STFU when a specially sad seduction attempt is spotted.
-You are the only girl who voted for me but, your vote is like 10 votes

-Man, STTGL
STTGL by BloodyScalpel June 20, 2006
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stsglophhahewahunahoahbygahe 

A meme which none can understand, an otherworldly meme.
Guy one,"Do you know about stsglophhahewahunahoahbygahe?"
Guy two,"I'm taking you to the hospital Brian, I think you're having a stroke."
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A Stiglet, usually referring to people of Iranian descent. A highly offensive Racial Slur. Not very commonly used. Originating in Pennsylvania the word Stiglet was made in 2020.
Jared: You seen that new stiglet that goes to our school?

John: Yea! Just hope he doesn’t blow up!
Usually a group of 5 people, a group of friends that would never forget each other. They sometimes tease each other about this or that, but that's okay with them. They like to have fun together, and forgetting each other is the last thing they'll ever do. They love funny jokes, sometimes green, sometimes clean. If it's funny, they'll take it.
OMG! Do you know STDGL!? They're so funny! I wish I could be one of them.
STDGL by Hexarthrius May 29, 2010
The "sour teenage girl look" pronounced stigle
Do you see that girl over there? She is giving me the stgl.
stgl by Haleyg2002 March 27, 2016
God, that guy is stugly!
stugly by Jurobei June 16, 2007

Hugo Stiglitz 

The one man who can take on Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee at the same time and win.
Dude, did you see that 2-on-1 fight with Hugo Stiglitz? He shoved Bruce Lee's decapitated head up Chuck Norris' ass, and threw him in a wood chipper!
Hugo Stiglitz by Garrence September 2, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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