Top Definition
An acronym for:

Shit. Shower. Shave. Masturbate.

Used when you really don't want to say point blank what you're about to go and do.
Milloy: "I'm gonna go afk for a bit guys. Gonna go SSSM."
Chris: "SSSM?"
Milloy: "Shit, shower, shave, and masturbate."
Chris: "Oh.. ew. Now I know why you used an acronym."
by Xyphire March 24, 2010

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