SSFL

I dated a food blogger for a couple years and by the end we were SSFL'ing all over the peanut shells in Five Guys. We both needed to stop that SSFL or we'd be having quadruple bypasses at our wedding in the hospital.

SSFL by SSFL rockstar October 15, 2013

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Soul sister for life

Emma is my SSFL

SSFL by A_r_2 October 17, 2017

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Sex Slave For Life

Guy: Your mom is my SSFL.

Other guy: Your DAD is my SSFL.

SSFL by MikeyNiv March 12, 2009

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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