Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.
Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.
Saucy Puppet Show. Term taken from Futurama when Fry tells Bender to go see a saucy puppet show so he can sleep with a hot and dumb date.
Send your roomie a text message saying "go see a sps"
Russian version of thx
, an abbreviation for
<a> hi i like your gear
South Park Studios. The production company behind the long-running animated sitcom South Park
. Also the name of the website hosting all episodes of the show.
The new episode is up on SPS!
Awesome, let's watch it.
STRAIGHT POUND SESSION
A: You know that girl Daina?
B: Ya, sps
A ramp tramp
, aka a Skate Park Slut. Slutty girls that hang out around skate parks for any reason other than riding a skateboard. SPS want to ride skaters rather than skateboards.
I can't shred ssbsts
when those sps are here.
Why do sps always show up when I'm trying to skate?
That sps over there wants you to session under the ramp with her.
SPS are easy to spot. They are always at the skate park, but never skate.