by CONEHOUSE January 7, 2010
This is when the male or female penis gets considerably shorter during the playing of sport, thought to be caused by the non-sexual adrenaline that pumps through the body during exercise.
The team: Hahaha that's tiny!
Poor lad whose trousers have just been pulled down: it's normally bigger, honest! Only that small during football, it's a sport dick!
Poor lad whose trousers have just been pulled down: it's normally bigger, honest! Only that small during football, it's a sport dick!
by nan wobbler March 1, 2012
by yeahbro15 October 15, 2009
by Kakashi_works_at_amazon_tiktok December 13, 2020
Joff: My girlfriend is coming into town this weekend. I can't wait to give her the balogna pony. I need to pick up a 12 pack of condoms.
LL: I heard Dick's Sporting Wood is having a blow-out sale on condoms and viagra this weekend.
Joff: Awesome! Do you need me to pick you up anything while I'm there?
LL: Yes, can you get me some of that Black Magic? I plan on getting some poontang of my own!
LL: I heard Dick's Sporting Wood is having a blow-out sale on condoms and viagra this weekend.
Joff: Awesome! Do you need me to pick you up anything while I'm there?
LL: Yes, can you get me some of that Black Magic? I plan on getting some poontang of my own!
by joff leff December 26, 2011
by softballcatch124 August 3, 2007
A national chain of stores specializing in sports related stuff. Shoes, clothes, and equipment for any major sport or american passtime. With their major sponsors being Nike, Under Armour, and ESPN, if you see some white guy wearing or using something either on ESPN or ESPN2 or even Fox Sports, you can probably find it at Dick's. The main layout of most if not all stores is the same; excluding ofcourse for seasonal set changes and occasional set-up destruction by stupid ass kids who's parents are too busy looking at North Face appareal to watch them. The shopping atmosphere is ideal, as the employees DO NOT work on commision and dont breathe down your neck urging you to make add-on buys or applying for their damn credit programs. Rather, they are always easy to find as they wear those horrible green shirts, and typpicaly have a better-than-average knowledge of their products. That being said, this place isnt cheap. They only sell good shit and they know it. Occasionaly you'll hear some jack-ass redneck trying to barter a price with one of the employees, but they dont give two shits, and next you hear the retard yelling, demanding to see a manager. And if you stick around long enough, you can watch the manager tell the dumb-ass off and send them on thier merry way. So bring money!
Preppy Skank: Hey! I need new shoes for school and me and my hoes are going to dick's sporting goods, do you wanna come?
Jock Douche: Yeah! Then I could pick up a gun, new swim trunks, And some weights all at once!!
Jock Douche: Yeah! Then I could pick up a gun, new swim trunks, And some weights all at once!!
by shadowm626 March 2, 2009