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splassback 

Defecation so violent that one's turlet spits water back at you shiney hiney.
DMasterF: "Damn, Wigga! Whys yo pants wet?"
Fauntleroy DQ: "Fuck me runnin'! Ima hadda a splassback from yo Mamma's fried chicken comin out my azz!"
splassback by fucwad June 13, 2004

slutback 

The arch in a girls back when she pushes out her ass and tits at the same time in an attempt to look sexy or slutty. The resulting arch is a slutback. Some arches are natural, others may be forced.
Check out her slutback!
slutback by frigeman August 13, 2019

bullseye splashback 

The occurance of splashback during a number 2 that is so accurate, it returns straight back to the point of origin inside the anus. Can be greated with a sly smile of self satisfaction.
Guy in first cubicle: (PLOP) Hehe..

Guy in second cubicle: (In envy) Bullseye splashback...

splashback

A phenomenon which defies all known physical laws when, regardless of size, density, height, force and slope, a dump fires bogwater skywards and strikes the victim directly in the butthole or genitals.

Generally occurs only after you've already pissed in it.
Oh man, splashback! What the hell? That crap was tiny...
splashback by Evil French Dave July 21, 2006

splashback baby 

when the guy blows a load in the toilet and forgets to flush or doesn't flush, then the woman goes to the bathroom, drops a deuce and the splash from the turd splashes up with the load...and boom there you have a baby 9 months later...."I shall call him lil shit"
my brother is a result of a splashback baby.
splashback baby by eradacator486 November 10, 2017

saltback 

Main Entry: salt·back

Pronunciation: \sȯlt-ˌbak\
Function: noun

Etymology: from the practice of running from Europe and crossing the Atlantic Ocean to The Americas
Date: 2009
usually offensive : a European who enters Anahuac

illegally
usually offensive : a European who enters Anahuac

illegally is a saltback
saltback by cavalier2009 September 5, 2009