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Getting a good deal on a second hand fluid head tripod or comfortable recliner chair
"You got a good deal on that second hand tripod? Damn! Sweasy!"
Sweasy by puketuque January 3, 2019
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SPEASY speaky spensy steasy Seasy sfeasy Sweasy Skeasy Sleasy Sauce Smeasy
A Spealy is a small, highly aggressive creature that is often found in the sewers Harefam. When threatened, the Spealy can react unpredictably, either biting and screeching as a form of self defense, or making highly snarky and sarcastic remarks that are known to cause insanity in those within 3 meters of it. The Spealy uses this moment of weakness during the bout of madness to strike, killing the victim and dragging their body back to it's lair for later consumption.
Only few have survived the Spealy's attacks, reporting that the insanity only gets worse as time goes on, causing vivid hallucinations of the well known character "Kermit the Frog".

If you happen to encounter a Spealy in the wild, it is recommended that you act calmly as not to frighten it. Mentioning topics such as D&D may appease him, while talking about a person named Thomas may cause it to kill you instantly.
No don't go down there! There have been reports of a Spealy sighting in this area recently!
Spealy by ChocoboOfChaos August 16, 2021
I talk fast and tend to combine words, so this is a contraction of "super" and "easy" or "super easy".
I put together that couch from Ikea in less than 30 mins. It was spreasy.

I wanted to fuck my boyfriend last night, but didn't have any lube. I spit on my cock and it just slid into his ass. It was spreasy.
spreasy by Chuckdoody June 27, 2017
when you talk about something you have absolutely no idea about. also known as bullshitting someone, usually a friend.
That dude just pulled a speaksy, and told me Burger King originally produced the Big Mac.
speaksy by fromdizzle August 17, 2009
also spency, xpensy or xpensi. Derive from eXPENSIve and means the same thing.
- Oh man, that drink was spensy! But then again, that underaged girl sure could use it.
spensy by Japfreak February 13, 2005
You'll end up like Spearsy
Spearsy by Roger December 30, 2003