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SPACE UNICORN 

The ultimate vessel of all that is good in the world and beyond. It delivers rainbows to all the sad little orphans and shoots its marshmallow laser to destroy evil and sadness. Also has a pretty sick rainbow mane.
Hey, what was that flying past right before it started to rain marshmallows?
It was the space unicorn, traveling through the stars, delivering the rainbows all around the world.
SPACE UNICORN by warsy March 21, 2011
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Space unicorn 

A unicorn that lives among the stars. Space unicorns have large, beautiful wings and long flowing hair, they come in many colors.
"The gorgeous space unicorn fled into the milky way"
Space unicorn by St.George SK October 31, 2004

Space Unicorn 

A Space Unicorn is the sexual act achieved by taking a dump in a bag and then freezing the turd while trying to make the shape of a unicorn horn. You then take the frozen turd and stab an unsuspecting victim in the stomach with it and then proceed to have sex with the hole.
"Did you hear about that sexual predator that only got off by doing space unicorns? And not the happy kind either.

Dick Battling Space Unicorn 

A unicorn with a dick for a horn that shoots jizz lazers out of the horn.
A bukaki is like a Dick battling space unicorn fight.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026