SOMCNL 

Spit out my chicken nugget laughing

guy: Dude we where at mcdonalds and tony TOTALLY pulled his cock out i couldn't help but SOMCNL.

SOMCNL by Waverence September 16, 2009

SOMNL 

Extremely crude yet oddly witty internet acronym, translates as 'Sodomizing My Nan Laughing'.
other variants include 'Domnl' (defecating...) and 'Pomnl' (pissing..). used in the corners of civilized society eg. universities, the houses of parliament.

Zacharias: Dude, did you hear about what happened to steve after he got drunk last night?

Herbert: Yes! SOMNL!

SOMNL by NeddyBee April 5, 2010

Somclqtm

the more honest and longer version of "lqtm" meaning- Sitting On My Chair Laughing Quietly To Myself

Random Person: holy crap its a hobo! :T

Random Friend: SOMCLQTM!!

Somclqtm by DemonicSorrow May 29, 2009

Socnl 

Acronym for "sitting on chair not laughing" this can be highly useful against people who use lol at the end of every sentence or people who rofl at mundane things.

I just saw a cat walk past lol
ye socnl

I just lagged really badly
rofl
socnl

Socnl by K9 mark iii April 9, 2010

somcl

somcl meaning 'swinging on my chair laughing'

last night on msn was so funny, i somcl so hard i nearly spewed up and pissed my pants.

somcl by smocl June 24, 2009

Somcel 

The term “Somcel” is a word created by a noble garxajis/Isaaq man called Philly on his twitter days. The word “Somcel” means having hate for a Somali ‘Women/men’ depending on who’s it used. It’s driven from ‘incel/femcel’

“I hate Somali women they’re misbehaving and not being controlled”
Somali women: “Your a Somcel cu*k

Somcel by Philly2234338338 October 28, 2022