The evangelicals who hold enormous sermons but care more about lining their own pockets rather than helping the poor. They promise their that the road to heaven is through donating to them.

Scamgelicals such as Copeland, Osteen and others fleece millions from their poor sheep and promise them heaven. Camp Meeting runs a religious Ponzi scheme by promising that for every dollar donated they'll end up receiving up to ten dollars in return.

scamgelical by jbcoops May 3, 2023

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Spamgarden

A site or internet based forum filled with spammers.

I was hoping to find more fans of Michael Jackson, but it seems this website is just a spamgarden.

Spamgarden by Hiromu656 November 1, 2009

Spamgina

A male sex toy made by carving a hole in a brick of Spam.

Dude, fleshlights are crazy expensive! Try a spamgina!

Spamgina by KustomKarKommando September 7, 2012

Spamglish

The broken English a scammer often uses. It can be found in the emails of spammers and dating profiles of romance scams.

Spamglish often has uncapitalized words and extra spaces around punctuation.

I could tell the profile was fake because they spamglish was so bad. It started out "i am serious and god loving looking to start family with ."

Spamglish by Wordiculous May 25, 2022

SOAGed

The negative snowball effect felt by an individual, group, or an organization that occurs when your boss wants to change things merely to make themself look good to their superiors and justify their job position. Also see Fucked over.

Did you hear that Bob wants to change our organizational structure and focus? Wow, we are about to be SOAGed.

SOAGed by Johnny Deepthoughts September 7, 2013

Shamgab

A pronounced underbite.

When the bottom teeth sit ahead of the top row of teeth due to the jaw jutting forward.

The clinical term for a shamgab is 'malocclusion'.

Check the shamgab on that big diddy - he looks like the banjo player out of Deliverance.

Shamgab by stoatthebaw March 26, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026