SMAF 

Social. Mentally. Athletically. Fucked.

"Haha look at that weirdo over there. He's always alone..."
"Yeah, man, he is so smaf"

SMAF by Soldier of Love May 22, 2010

SMAF 

Shaking My Angry Fist

Why is my eye twitching??!!? SMAF!

SMAF by Rabble Rubble Rabble April 26, 2013

smaf 

The strategic cropping of a photograph to cut out a female's face.

"His girlfriend's face remained anonymous to his online friends, as he had smaffed her face." - Atashicola

smaf by TheRealNeverender January 2, 2009

SMAF 

Spank My Ass Forcefully

Bro, you know the hot girl next door to me? The girl is so horny and wild in bed man! I fucked her last nite and she kept on yelling SMAF me baby SMAF me. I was fucking her doggystyle n spanking her fine ass so hard. The sound we made was great sex music, it was like PAP! fapfapfapfapfap PAP! PAP! PAP! fapfapfapfapfap PAP! Then the girl said oh yes SMAF harder. I love it when a man takes charge n takes good care of business in bed. Be a strong cowboy n SMAF me. Im like damn man the chick’s damn fucking wild man. Im just lucky.

SMAF by JP Mournier November 12, 2020

smafuck

As well as being a conjunction of "smart fuck," smafuck is also:
The act of brown-bagging a woman, otherwise figuratively "cropping out" the woman's face prior to and during intercourse, as the term is derived from "smaf," hence "smafuck."

Yeah, bro, that chick was a butterface, so I smafucked that shit.

smafuck by TheRealNeverender January 2, 2009

smafuck

A conjunction of "smart fuck." Usually preceded by the word "one."

That boy's I.Q. is 144, he's one smafuck.

smafuck by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008

smaff 

Some low life who plays the popular browser game Tribal Wars all the time, it's basically all he does. He will grow up to be a nothing who lives in his mother's basement.

I can't believe you still live with your mom. You're such a smaff.

smaff by TWrevealer123 December 23, 2009