SMACMS

Acronym for Slap Me And Call Me Susan. Can be used instead of the old-fashioned term "I'll be." Susan is a general term used for a plain person and can be used as a substitute for any person. Kind of like Jane or John Doe. A Susan, a stooge.

Well Slap Me And Call Me Susan, McDonald's now serves "gourmet" coffee.

Or in a text message/IM: Well SMACMS, McDonald's now serves "gourmet" coffee.

SMACMS by SMACMS October 27, 2009

smacks o'clock 

Smacks o'clock is an indeterminate time of the evening when one is so drunk that they willingly visit a over-crowded indie bar that plays self-proclaimed indie 'classics'. It is the time of night when one gives up any notion of going home early and of their own free-will dances like a loon to the Smiths and does the macarena to MGMT.
It is, by all accounts, a good time. But no-one can really remember it.

Drunkard 1: "Man, I am bored of Wetherspoons now, what time is it?"
Drunkard 2: "It's Smacks o'clock baby!"
Drunkard 1: "Awww yeah"

smacks o'clock by Johnny Dangeroux August 21, 2009

Smacksnicker

The sound made by sucking your lips after something that disturbs you

He made a loud smacksnicker sound after he learned the result of the el election The child replied with a smacksnicker when she was told she was grounded

Smacksnicker by Stevconack December 13, 2016

vagina smacks 

The sound your vagina makes when your walking.

Haven't you ever wondered what that was called. Like your walking and your like whats that sound my vaginas making. Well now you know its vagina smacks.

vagina smacks by Ericka May 30, 2006

smacks o'clock 

Ah, smacks o'clock, the time when otherwise sane young people become agitated with the progression of the night, and head off to a more ebullient nightspot.

During a lull in conversation, someone will mention how smacks o'clock must be approaching. Nobody knows the exact moment this most undefinable of time begins. Estimates by renowned scientologists and psychic media (surely the plural of medium) have placed the time as early as 10pm, but other sources have suggested a time much closer to midnight. Either way, when the feeling is right, the nebulous idea of a smacks visit enters the minds of the merry band.

Surely, soon we will be drinking £1 bottles, doing the macarena, requesting naughty big screen messages and perving over teenage girls. There will be flashcards aplenty, and injokes galore as the feeling gathers pace.

And then it happens. Suddenly, every glass is empty. We are astanding, moving towards the exit of the pre-smacks drinking establishment, and we are on our way

Another night has begun

Human Being: Let us depart this shithole, surely it is smacks o'clock

Human Being: Don't be silly, it's only ten to smacks

Human Being: STFU, I want to request Total Eclipse of the Heart

smacks o'clock by The Mysterious Wanker August 22, 2009

Holy smacks 

The G-rated, family friendly term used to define the usual "Holy Shit" moments, i.e. getting a super wet smooch, tripping over thin air and arguing with uptight parents.

"Holy Smacks mom, I'm 25!"

or

"Holy smacks! That wasn't there before!"

Gasping after running a marathon: "Holy smaaaaacks!"

Holy smacks by That's some bad hat harry May 14, 2011

smacks of 

Appear to have a quality of something positive or negative

The new iPad smacks of inconvenience.

This party totally smacks of awesomeness!

smacks of by Bigg Phill January 30, 2010