Sig D

When you lay your eyes off a person for one second and they're under the stage about to kiss the blast zone.

Now how are we under the stage? Another Sig D I assume?

by JUST GRAB THE LEDGE October 13, 2020

Sig Sauer

A manufacturer of firearm-shaped anti-personnel explosive ordinance, formerly a manufacturer of actual firearms. Much like salted ammunition, Sig Sauer (now SIG USA) produces ordinance intended to look like firearms, but when handled or used will cause harm to the user.

Interestingly, this may not actually have been the intended use of SIG USA’s products at the outset, as it appears that the company did intend to actually make a firearm, however the end product has found another niche since being released onto the market.

“Jim dropped his Sig Sauer, and it fired, the round shattered his shoulder”

“The striker on Bill’s Sig Sauer sheared while he was drawing, blew his dick right off.”

“Officer Steven Swinton’s Sig Sauer handgun went off while he was reholstering, and he nearly bled out.”

by Herr Jaeger February 3, 2023

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big sig

another word for "dick"

that's a big sig
ikr he's packin'

by yaoitacos October 11, 2021

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Hjallade sig

När man är som en rått och man heter Hjalmar lindström

Fan han hjallade sig där asså!

by GwFD414 June 5, 2020

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to sig

v. to add a statement to your signature, usually used on web forums.

Flowers: Look, if God didn't want me to eat babies, he wouldn't have made them out of delicious sugar. And cinnamon.
.... OK, maybe I brought the cinnamon myself. But still.

You: LMAO! I GOTTA SIG THAT

Alexandra: sig? I like how that is a verb "to sig"

by Irisdaisy April 25, 2009

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