SHRINKWASH

When a cat buys, or otherwise aquires a garment that they love, but it's too big. They have no sewing machine, or don't have any sewing skills, so they use a SHRINKWASH, to decrease the size of said garment so fits them. This is a hot wash, that lasts longer.

"Hey Fabian, look at this great t shirt I got on Camden market. They only had it in a Large though, and I'm size Small"
'Don't freak out Man, just use a SHRINKWASH"

SHRINKWASH by headinthestars March 9, 2023

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sinkwash

Washing areas, or parts of ones body in a sink or basin, rather than completely bathing, or showering

"I've been masturbating alot today,
I'd better sinkwash my balls before my date this evening"

sinkwash by dreglen January 26, 2009

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SHRINKWASH • sinkwash • Shriniwas

Shriniwas

Shriniwas is a kind,sweet,responsible and most handsome guy you will ever meet!
He is a best listener and bestest friend you will ever get! You will never regret sharing your secrets to him, he is a keeper, for real!
And he will never make you feel bad or guilty for anything..

Shriniwas is funny, naughty at the same time he is a true gentleman so all the ladies out there.. he is all you need! <3

Shriniwas

Shriniwas by Eirjrjejoeowoff November 23, 2021

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Sinkwash

–verb (used with object)
1. To leave one's eating utensils in the kitchen sink for an extended period of time, for the purpose of cleansing.

2. Used in an euphemistic sense; i.e. to learn through an osmotic process.

1. Chick: Why, Charles, when might you cleanse the porcelain and cutlery you have here in your sink? What say you?
Charles: Oh, don't you worry my dear, I'm sinkwashing them. As a matter of fact, the plates and serving apparatus at the bottom of the pile should be cleansed, they've been rinsing now since Saturday.

2. Chick (on phone): Manfred! How is Germany? Now that you've been there for two years, how are your language skills?
Manfred: Yeah, ok. I'm just sinkwashing my German.

Sinkwash by grugmeister May 8, 2010

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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