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Sudden Hard-On For No Apparent Reason. when you get a random boner with no sexual arrousal.
usually coming at a very inappropriate and random time like walking into church, walking to class through campus, or while taking your plates to the sink at christmas dinner.
SHOFNAR by theFZA May 4, 2005
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A fart that sounds like the shofar blown during the jewish high holidays in a synagogue.
Moshe blew a really loud shofart at Rosh Hashanah and the whole congregation laughed, especially Isaac and Ephram but not Rabbi Goldstein.
shofart by Raul (comes out at night) September 13, 2013
A shofar is a type of trumpet made from the horn of a ram (male sheep). It is mentioned more than 70 times in the Old Testament of the Bible, and is blown by Jews as part of the observance of the Jewish New Year, Rosh Hashanah. In the past decade, the horn has become more popular among people of many faiths who use it in religious rituals and as a call to action. The shofar is also used in an increasing number of musical compositions. To learn more about shofar, visit www.HearingShofar.com and download the book, "Hearing Shofar: The Still Small Voice of the Ram's Horn".
The shofar blast stirred my soul so I could make amends for the wrongs I had done.
shofar by Shofar Master Blaster January 2, 2010

Shonar Alaap 

This word was first introduced by Bangladeshi international student Emamul Milon living in Sydney, where he used it to describe unnecessary and worthless conversations.
Ai shonar alaap badh den to apnara
Shonar Alaap by deadshot_ar October 6, 2020
Shonara, she is the best girl you will ever meet in your life, she will never dissappoint you, she will stick with you through anything no matter what happens she’ll always be by your side, she is awkward at times but she is an amazing person with an amazing personality that will melt you heart. She will steal your man, she often would hang around you and never leave your side, she is the one and only person you’ll ever need in your life, she’ll make you happy when your at your lowest and she make you comfortable. She has stunning eyes that will make you blush everytime you see them. She has a perfect body with no imperfections and will always be down to ride. She will be your ride or die for the rest of your life.
Did you see that girl this morning?

Yea that’s shonara

Damn she is fine, and a definite 1000000/10
shonara by ShonaraLover69 November 4, 2020
A person who is hired to drive another person around.
My shofar will pull around to pick me up.
Shofar by Clark's cinnamon pizza September 20, 2022
the sweetest girl u will ever meet , she has a nice sense of humour and has the perfect combination of dumbness and smartness
shofna is super cool
shofna by soda27 October 17, 2022
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