1.a chronic bowel movement causing many unexpected trips to the toilet, similar to the squirts
2. having to shit more than usual on any given day
I was late for work due to a bad case of shititis.
All that beer and cajun food I had last night gave me shititis.
by Andy A. March 11, 2006
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“I don’t know what’s wrong with me Doctor but I keep making such an arse of things today”

“Don’t worry Mrs Jones – it’s just a touch of Shititis
by Parly January 27, 2011
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Oh, great i missed the toilet now i have a shitity. 2 I am Shititin. 3 U have shititys, Bitch!
by fuka January 8, 2004
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Giving a shit; caring about something. Generally used in sarcasm, though sometimes give-a-shititis is used with a preceding negator, such as doesn't-give-a-shititis, or I-don't-give-a-shititis.

Related to give-a-fuck bay, I don't give a shit, and so on.
Wow, after hearing you pour out your heart, I really want to help. You've given me a total case of give-a-shititis for retarded ugly children.
by medic007 June 17, 2008
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