SHIT LOCKS

Dred locks that look shitty on someone.

Nigga those ain't dredlocks, they SHITLOCKS!

SHIT LOCKS by Joshiro007 February 12, 2003

shit locks

When someone with hairy nether-regions exhibits less than adequate hygiene, the matted hair due to excess fecal matter forms these disgusting ass dreadlocks.

Mike: Dang, that big 'ne looks HOT!
Erich: No way, man. That ass has shit locks!

shit locks by Jocko Tam April 26, 2010

shit-locks 

when your ass hair grows out nappy and forms dreadlocks, therefore collecting shit on them

man i havent shaved my ass in years, yesterday i checked out my ass, and i found shit-locks

shit-locks by two.one.five November 30, 2009

shit locked 

its when you are going to take a shit but you have to stop on the way to tighten you asshole to keep the shit from coming out.

i was going to shit when i became shit locked and had to stop in the middle of the hall at work

shit locked by Richie1966 February 18, 2009

Shit Lock 

A piece of doo doo placed on a personal object to deter theft.

"The thief was deterred when he smelled the stench of my shit lock."

"Don't take that! It's been shit locked!"

"I forgot my bike lock, but luckely I never leave home without my shit lock."

"Some people hide their keys... I just put shit on things. That is a shit lock."

Shit Lock by Circus Freak January 9, 2010

Shit Locker 

AKA: the poop shoot, the hershey highway, the dumper and formerly known as the anal cavity.

"Last night Dave went home with this broad and stuffed his dick in her her shit locker."

Shit Locker by yanner October 15, 2004

Shit Lock 

For people who talk shit on the Internet because their keyboards are stuck on shit.

You should really put the shit lock off on you keyboard because you are talking bull!

Shit Lock by Acousticsman July 11, 2009