Top Definition
Dred locks that look shitty on someone.
Nigga those ain't dredlocks, they SHITLOCKS!
by Joshiro007 February 12, 2003
13 more definitions
1.) term used to describe nappy dreadlocks

2.) term used to describe nappy braids/cornrows
1.) That guy need to shave them shitlocks out of his head!!

2.) Jim: You ugly
Bob: Yo mama
Jim: Shut-up and take them shitlocks down
Bob: Fuck you man
by darkshadow2247 December 19, 2004
"Why are you walking like you shat yourself?"

"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."
by RhythmJunky November 23, 2009
A piece of doo doo placed on a personal object to deter theft.
"The thief was deterred when he smelled the stench of my shit lock."

"Don't take that! It's been shit locked!"

"I forgot my bike lock, but luckely I never leave home without my shit lock."

"Some people hide their keys... I just put shit on things. That is a shit lock."
by Circus Freak January 09, 2010
An abnormally large dreadlock that forms on one's taint by a mixture/combination of sweat, fecal matter, extra long-unkempt taint hair and extended walking.
Because I forgot to trim the 'hedge-row' on my taint, as a pre-emptive strike, before leaving for the show... 3hrs into walking around the grounds of WOODSTOCK '94, I had developed the most debilitating shitlock on my taint. With every step, it would twist tighter and tighter, through friction between my inner thighs/lower ass-cheeks... It was dreadful!
by Jeffballz Guyser May 29, 2009
For people who talk shit on the Internet because their keyboards are stuck on shit.
You should really put the shit lock off on you keyboard because you are talking bull!
by Acousticsman July 11, 2009
When someone with hairy nether-regions exhibits less than adequate hygiene, the matted hair due to excess fecal matter forms these disgusting ass dreadlocks.
Mike: Dang, that big 'ne looks HOT!
Erich: No way, man. That ass has shit locks!
by Jocko Tam April 26, 2010

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