The opposite of "The cream rises". A saying used to denote that people in positions of power often got where they are through corruption and do not deserve the advantages they have
Tom: I got promoted again, the cream rises!
Tony: No dude, shit floats.
by D Flawless October 16, 2020
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When a person is displeased with a situation or current event
Peter: I hate it when Matthew steals my Tequila and tonic
Tom: "That shit wont float"
by minuto siguiente November 26, 2011
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That friend in the group chat who sees all the messages but never actually contributes to the conversation.
Hey Rosie, why were you being such a floating shit last night?
by Butt-Podge98 February 17, 2017
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