S.F.L.A.N is an abbreviation of the term "Sucka for love ass nigga", meaning a man who will act a complete fool and do anything for a particular woman. It was popularized infamous Wu-Tang Clan member , Ghostface Killah.
Yo you spent all your rent money on a pair of new boots for that chick? You's a SFLAN for real. Suka for love ass nigga.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).