Seventeen

A magazine directed towards teenagers- particularly girls- and is intended to turn them into sluts. If looked at by a normal person, it will probably make them want to kill someone as it is incredibly dumb and consists of nothing educational.

Person 1: Hey just picked up a copy of Seventeen!

Person 2: So this is how I die.

by The Xbox Controller January 20, 2013

seventeen

a fucking banger

(song by rich brian)

guy 1: hey man did u hear seventeen by rich brian?
guy 2: yeah mate it was a fuckin banger

by Shitpecker August 23, 2018

Seventeen

Seventeen Is A Crew From A Small Town And They Are Trying To Spread The Word Like An STD.

Guy 1: Seventeen! You Won't!!

Guy 2: Huh??

Guy 1: Seventeen All Day Son!!

Guy 2: Ohh Okay... Seventeen!! I Will!

by SeventeenWIBCJS April 11, 2011

Seventeen-some

If you plan on having one of these, You're a slut

Mackenzie: You know how we had that seventeen-some yesterday?Tyler: yeah?
Mackenzie: I now have 5 STDs

by HaveANiceDayTrump November 11, 2016

Seventeen Magazine

A magazine that just about every teenage girl will read at one point in their life or another for tips on how to kiss boys and shit.

"Oh look! My Seventeen Magazine finally got here! I can't wait to read that story about the girl with one leg!"

by MoSummy July 31, 2009

seventeen five

The normal price for a brick of cocaine, usually at that price it would be fishscale;cocaine in it's purest form. term is used mostly by the rapper young jeezy "Jay Jenkins" and is reffered to a lot by other rappers when talking about coacaine

"seventeen five if you want a key"- Young Jeezy

"seventeen five bout to holla at jeezy"- fat joe

"Throw ya hands up high its ya boy Mr. seventeen five"- Young Jeezy

* In the last example he refers to himself as "Mr. seventeen five", but it still just represents what he is selling (cocaine).

by Mr. Handey Man May 3, 2008

Going seventeen

Going seventeen is a famous show on YouTube by the 13 members boy group named SEVENTEEN, it started as a backstage video episodes to one of the most successful shows in the whole K-pop industry :) if you're not a carat ( seventeen fan) then you should go watch going seventeen right now and im sure you'll love thesee 13 boyzz <3

Going seventeen show kpop

by Wonuwuwu February 6, 2022