SENIOR SHIT 

The senior most person at a job who is stuck on only doing shit work, such as redlines and wall bracing

Nolan has been with the company for almost 6 years, is one of the best people there, but is stuck doing redlines and other shit work. He must be the Senior Shit at the office!

SENIOR SHIT by Jimmy Long September 26, 2006

Senior Shitizen

The action of taking a steaming shit on an elderly persons upper body.

Grandma was the victim of a senior shitizen last night, and her assailant wiped with her half finished NY times crossword puzzle.

Senior Shitizen by Miriam Miuira October 25, 2009

Seniorship 

The act of becoming friends with a senior in school, just because they are a senior and you'll never see them again.

"Are they dating?"

"Nope, she's developing seniorships with every guy for later use.."

Seniorship by keeperofdanorth October 4, 2010

seniorsitting 

Watching the elderly, retired or anyone older than yourself because they need to be entertained.

My father came to my house to watch the football game. He fell asleep after drinking a bunch of beers. Now I’m stuck here seniorsitting because I don’t want to wake him up.

seniorsitting by "The Jug" November 13, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016