SCP-169
An SCP that is a part of the, you guessed it, SCP Universe.
Object class: Keter
SCP-169 Us a big ass snake monster thing hundreds of thousands of kilometers long. Therefore it is obviously unable to be contained.
Useless facts: Using Measurements from a blue whale, SCP-169 is 250,000 times the length of said blue whales. The average size of a blue whales' dick is 3 meters. 3 meters × 250,000 is 750km. That's is ONE BIG DICK. The volume of the nut that a blue whale splurges is 400 gallons. 400 × 250,000 is 100 million. This thing splurges the volume of 151 Olympic Swimming pools. Huh.
Object class: Keter
SCP-169 Us a big ass snake monster thing hundreds of thousands of kilometers long. Therefore it is obviously unable to be contained.
Useless facts: Using Measurements from a blue whale, SCP-169 is 250,000 times the length of said blue whales. The average size of a blue whales' dick is 3 meters. 3 meters × 250,000 is 750km. That's is ONE BIG DICK. The volume of the nut that a blue whale splurges is 400 gallons. 400 × 250,000 is 100 million. This thing splurges the volume of 151 Olympic Swimming pools. Huh.
Because of its size, SCP-169 cannot and almost certainly will never be contained—no structure on Earth is large enough or strong enough to contain SCP-169. The location of SCP-169 is not precisely known, but imaging satellites and analyses of eccentricities in the Earth's orbit suggest SCP-169 is located in the southern Atlantic Ocean, possibly stretching around the tip of South America.
SCP-169 by One whom Yotes February 8, 2019
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