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2.
A man with on leg that uses his leg as a penis in order to compensate for his "Jew penis".
Girl, his dick was so small! I was pissed off untill he schlarbed the fuck out of me.
by chi-guy June 05, 2007
 
1.
A revolting sleaze of a human being, often associated with poor hygiene and below average intelligence.
"Did you see those schlarbs on the back of the bus?"
"Yeah, I sat four rows ahead and could still smell them!"
by @L3X 3G@N February 12, 2014