SAT
An exam that everyone in their Junior year of high school in the United States has to take in order to enter college. It's purpose is to keep the black kids out.
SAT results:
Percentage of blacks in High School: 45.8%
Percentage of blacks in College: 0.0%
by SubtleRacist February 07, 2009

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Acronym for Socially Acceptable Tourette's Syndrome. A less recognized, but much more common variation of traditional Tourette's Syndrome. People who suffer from (/enjoy) SATS are prone to sudden, seemingly involuntary outbursts of excited profanity when suddenly excited or irritated. SATS episodes are almost always non-violent and the people having SATS don't have nervous tics or involuntary spasms, though occasional growling, laughing, or light screaming is not uncommon.
"Dude, what the fuck!? Why won't this assfaced-fucktarded piece-o-shit page muthafuckin up-fuckin-load?! ...grrrr.... fuckityfuckfuckfuck!" ~SATS
by Munky! September 27, 2008

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Suck Ass Test, a hard or pointless test
Some kid after math class: That was a S-A-T.
by My name goes here? October 18, 2005

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SAT
And acronym for -Stinky Ass Turd-
John was being a total SAT at the party last night...
by NatSwa October 19, 2010

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S-Socially
A-Awkward
T-Teenager

These are people in high school who are losers who have no friends and can't get girls because their too busy playing world of warcraft
Mike-Hey who's that kid?
Paul-Oh thats Peter.
Mike-Why have I never heard of him before?
Paul-He's a S.A.T., no one cares.
Mike-well he must play WoW.
Paul-No Shit!
by joemama113 January 07, 2010

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Sat
When you're so drunk or high off god knows what narcotics you've been taking that you have to sit down and try not to fall asleep in the middle of a party.
Person 1: Hey you, want to get up and boogie?
Person 2: Nah it's gucci, I'm sat right now, drunk too much lean
by MC_cHaZzA April 23, 2017

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Slutty Ass Teenager Status. Usually making fun of people who think they're grown and hot shit. (;
GWS?! Nahh, I think SATS!
by McNasty, Mama Cass, Emi May 13, 2011

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