An exam that everyone in their Junior year of high school in the United States has to take in order to enter college. It's purpose is to keep the black kids out.
SAT results:
Percentage of blacks in High School: 45.8%
Percentage of blacks in College: 0.0%
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Acronym for Socially Acceptable Tourette's Syndrome. A less recognized, but much more common variation of traditional Tourette's Syndrome. People who suffer from (/enjoy) SATS are prone to sudden, seemingly involuntary outbursts of excited profanity when suddenly excited or irritated. SATS episodes are almost always non-violent and the people having SATS don't have nervous tics or involuntary spasms, though occasional growling, laughing, or light screaming is not uncommon.
"Dude, what the fuck!? Why won't this assfaced-fucktarded piece-o-shit page muthafuckin up-fuckin-load?! ...grrrr.... fuckityfuckfuckfuck!" ~SATS
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Suck Ass Test, a hard or pointless test
Some kid after math class: That was a S-A-T.
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These are people in high school who are losers who have no friends and can't get girls because their too busy playing world of warcraft
Mike-Hey who's that kid?
Paul-Oh thats Peter.
Mike-Why have I never heard of him before?
Paul-He's a S.A.T., no one cares.
Mike-well he must play WoW.
Paul-No Shit!
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And acronym for -Stinky Ass Turd-
John was being a total SAT at the party last night...
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A test most people take as a high school student. Some people flame about it, mostly on urbandictionary.com. But that's because they are either dumb, perfectionists, or dissatisfied with the fact that the world CAN go on without themselves or you or me (they have just realized that they are insignificant, just as significant as Earth is in the universe). Another reason to dislike it is that you hate the bias and bureaucracy of the education system in the United States, which I personally do. But that's just hating a player in the game of racist affirmative-action and workaholism.

Others simply adore it, because it either gives them self-worth, gets them into college, gets them well-deserved scholarship money, or actually challenges the mind, unlike high school work. You actually have to be smart or study to do well on it.

There is, of course, a third category, that may or may not be a minority, because, frankly, they don't care about it. They do it or don't do it and don't stress about it. They realize that though it does have a significant impact on your future if you're going to a college, they realize that they can handle it. I'm one of them.
NOTE: All scores are based out of 1600 for these samples.

Group 1
-No. It's not a stupid test. You're just stupid (unless you have a learning disability).

Rock is to scissors as paper is to ...
-No. You're an idiot. It's rock, you moron. Any idiot can get those right. They're logical.

OMG! I GOT A 1590 on that STUPID SAT. I HATE IT!
-Calm down. Breathe in, breathe out. You're ok. You can still get into a school that's distinguishing factor is its name.

My child got a 1170 on your stupid SAT. I want a recount!
-Face it. Your kid got that score. He/She is not an 1337 genius. Get over it.

Group 2
OMG! You only got a 1490 on the SAT? You're dumb!
-No. Maybe I just don't care. Or maybe you have a supremacy disorder because you're "gifted."

I loved the SATs. It actually tests intelligence rather than how hard you can work or how fast you can copy someone else's homework.
-Not a bad person. Unless you hate the SATs.

I'm glad I took the SATs so I could get a full ride to college!
-See above

Group 3
I don't really care. I've got better things to do than study for a test of intelligence or college aptitude.
-That's cool. If you do as well as you hoped.

I don't care. I know I'll do well enough for college. I played 2 hours of Halo 2 before taking it and I never studied for it. I got a 1300.
-Yep. That's me.
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An abbreviation for " Sorry about that sir "
I contacted a local business and asked a question.
The person who answered the phone apologised and said " Wouldn't have a clue, sats "
by Stias September 09, 2005
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