A social event in which every person covers themselves in an inch of table salt and licks it off each other in a penis-alada fashion.
by Little woody December 13, 2013
The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste
Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.
by Darksquid August 8, 2022
by _saltbag September 8, 2021
When people around you RAGE soooo bad that you can feel the physical sensation of saltiness in your tongue.
by Diable-Vache November 7, 2019
by the cool Agustise the 2nd December 8, 2021
The period that is put at the end of a sentence or fragment that is usually used in an angry or "salty" manner.
Person 1: "Are you sure you'll be okay with me going out tonight?"
Person 2: "I'll be fine."
^Salt Period
Person 2: "I'll be fine."
^Salt Period
by JXLIAN October 28, 2015
(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.
Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.
sweat shower salt perspiration
sweat shower salt perspiration
by MR. Polo1987 September 1, 2015