Safe Hands

Declared when gropeage takes place. If the gropee (person being groped) is too shy to deter the groper, others can intervene with cries of "SAFE HANDS!!11!" to save the gropee from gropeage.

*Bowen grabs Amy around the thighs, slowly slipping his hands up towards her beltline*
Amy: Oo-er *concerned look*
Fabio: SAFE HANDS BOWEN, 5AF3 HANDZ!11!
Bowen: Damn, pwned. Again.

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac July 24, 2005

safe hands protocol

The directive to no longer shake hands with anyone, born of the Coronavirus.

We demonstrated the newly instituted safe hands protocol and offered our most sincere air kisses standing ten feet apart.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 13, 2020