S.T.D.S.

An acronym for stressed, tired, depressed, and single. S.T.D is stressed, tired, and depressed.

Friend 1: Damn bro, I got S.T.D.S.
Friend 2: Take a day off then, you’re just too stressed, tired, depressed, and single.

S.T.D.S. by Destiny 2 Crayon Eater March 23, 2021

s.t.d.s bag 

a person who has over 5 sexualy transmitted diseases, and still wants more dick/pussy for free

Sam, in oxnard, is a fucking s.t.d.s. bag

s.t.d.s bag by with honors August 5, 2004

Chungus S.T.D’s 

Ch-u-gn-us S-t-d-s

A Sexually transmitted disease that is caused by Big Chungus seducing and doing the sacred ritual with a carrot. It is not contagious and is the next step into chunginality.
Signs of this are dots appearing on your hand

Liam: bro why do I got dots on my hand
Chungus: hehe looks like you got Chungus S.T.D’s

Chungus S.T.D’s by Big Chungus 2212 November 5, 2019

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

S.T.U.D.S

She Thinks Using Dildos = the Same

After getting cheated on by another and the last nigga of 2018, Andrea has figured it's now time to make a change in 2019.

After 2 hours of" this is the new me tangent" postings with a bunch of motivational quotes . You know the ones that have the celebrity pic with the quote that isn't even theirs. She decided to find her true new identity

Andrea is no longer female. She has identified herself as a man, now going by the name Big Dree Dree. She think she is a man because she identifies with the other S.T.U.D.S

She Thinks Using Dildos = the Same

No Dree-Dree you are not a man. You are a manly woman who has manly lesbian sex. It's okay to be who you want to be Dree-Dree.

That dream must die Dree-Dree.

Stop only having sex the dark Dree-Dree.

Why do you moan so god damn loud when she sucks the fake dick Dree-Dree.

Stop telling your girlfriend to call you daddy when you have a daughter calling you mommy Dree-Dree.

Your confusing the child Dree-Dree.

It's okay to be a gay Dree-Dree.

I accept you for who you are Dree-Dree.

S.T.U.D.S by Я666iƎ January 12, 2019

S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M 

Should the day ever come that we are not together you will continue to shine like gold in my memories <3

When Zhongli says S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M

S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M by Dumbozos <3 February 11, 2022

B.F.T.D.S. 

Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.

Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!

B.F.T.D.S. by jeru411 May 28, 2013