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S.B.K. is short for Shit brown kryptonite, most commonly associated with ones significant other.
unfortunatly that other is not too considerate of the individuals feelings and often ends up destroying them from the inside.
Also shit brown is the combonation of both the colors red and green, like the two types of kryptonite, meaning that this significant other would empower you beyond your regular human capabilities, almost like an adreneline rush, but he/she also has the ability to control you, and destroy you, and usually does.
You do all that you can to have your S.B.K, but your S.B.K doesnt want you like you want them.
It is your ultimate demise disguise as the one you love.
guy 1: dude i just came from my S.B.K. home.
guy 2: are you alright man
guy 1: *collapses on ground and suffers breakdown after breaking down a concrete wall with his own brute force*
guy 2: dammit thats the ninth time this month, get over her.
guy 1: immposible.
S.B.K. by jabs excel April 29, 2009
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Broken Dream's / B.K.D.'s 

Broken Dream's / BKD's:

Procured Sustainable Destiny / Destinies That Are Prolonged By Altered Realities Because Of Choices Made On Behalf Of Self...
Billy was a great pet he was humbled and so protective, his life changed because his owner never made it to his procure destiny and a life of true prosperity.... His Broken Dream's / B.K.D.'s happen because of uncontrollable altered realities!

S.I.B.K. 

Super Itchy Balloon Knot
I didn't have toilet paper to wipe my sh*t ridden a*s so now I have a serious case of S.I.B.K.
S.I.B.K. by Jasper LaPrizrak March 26, 2022
Super cool beach kids.
Commonly annoying and they tend to look the same, also known as clones. Wardrobes consist of Hollister jeans and Volcom. Their lives consist of getting drunk, high, being promiscuous, and going to the beach every chance they get to soak up a daily dose of skin cancer and early aging.
S.C.B.K. #1: Hola brah.

S.C.B.K. #2: Hol.. Ohhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiit man, it's the cops.

S.C.B.K. by stsob October 9, 2008

i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.i.l.y.a.i.s.b.i.k.y.d.f.t.s

i don't know how to tell you this but i like you and i'm sorry because i know you don't feel the same.
I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.A.I.S.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b 

“I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you because I know you don’t love me back.”
me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
her: what does that mean
me: nvm

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: Hey where's my dog?
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!