The act of licking someones testicles are shaft in order to gain their approval.
Spencer s-schmided his daddy's hiary lube infested testicles to get some of his "coolness".
by Mike Kircdizzle May 03, 2004
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to rape a dog in the ass and then puke n it after drinking 1/4 of a shot of vodka,you pussy
Spencer just s-schmidded that dog!
by andy May 04, 2004