A language combining the beautiful nature of Slavic languages and English. Derives from Polish "Słowianski" (Slavic) and English "Angielski" (English). Just like a good difficult Slavic abomination, it HAS TO BE PHONETIC. Why? No one really knows.
Use of Słowianielski in daily life:

Igore, łaj is d vrld sač a teribl plejs?
Aj don't noł, maczkoni.

Before date: łona goł ałt?
After date: Hał diđu lajk it?
by WannaUrbanAlveyz March 13, 2016
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