Søren equals God. His phallus is like horse penis combined with a whale dick. Usain Bolt is jealous of his gluteus maximus. He is a white Ronnie Coleman and a black Arnold Schwarzenegger. His biceps contains more mass than his brain. He is the ultimate Modern Warfare 2 bash0r and PS3 fuck0r. People eat his sperm for proteins and testosteron that he sells for 1000 EURO per shot. People once saw him building a bridge with his penis over a huge river to save a cat.
Søren ? He is OMNIPOTENT
by Thakrage February 14, 2011
Søren sexual is a person who is sexually attracted to Søren. You might think this person is gay but, this is different from being gay as the person is only attracted to søren.
person 1: wait you are attracted to søren, doesn't that make you gay?
person 2: no I'm not gay, I'm Søren sexual meaning I'm only attracted to søren no other people.
person 2: no I'm not gay, I'm Søren sexual meaning I'm only attracted to søren no other people.
by nico188f April 15, 2021
When you fuck a girl in the ear, while you sufficate due to a banana being shoved down your throat, all have to be done in the trunk of a car.
Many different kinds of fruits can be used.
Many different kinds of fruits can be used.
My friend Sophia and i went out to makeout point, where we closed the trunk and i jammed my penis into her ear, and then she took the banana, and we made a dirty Søren.
by Dirty downsyndrom October 19, 2020
by InsertRitoBalanceHere November 12, 2018
Søren is a scandinavian given name. The name became popular in the Middle Ages, and was often given to a true warrior. In today's scandinavian you think of a shyboy when you hear the name Søren. A guy that gets quiet around beautiful women or the guy who mumbles when he is going to speak in front of the class. this has given the broverp "don't be a Søren" which means you are talking good about yourself, but when it all comes to an end you're just a loser
Son: Today i'm gonna try all the big slides in the waterpark
Father: Don't be a Søren son. Nobody likes a søren
Son: No. I promise i won't back out. I'm not a Søren
Father: Don't be a Søren son. Nobody likes a søren
Son: No. I promise i won't back out. I'm not a Søren
by Stuffi February 26, 2019
Søren is a scandinavian given name. The name became popular in the Middle Ages, and was often given to a true warrior. In today's scandinavian you think of a shyboy when you hear the name Søren. A guy that gets quiet around beautiful women or the guy who mumbles when he is going to speak in front of the class. this has given the broverp "don't be a Søren" which means you are talking good about yourself, but when it all comes to an end you're just a loser
Son: Today i'm gonna try all the big slides in the waterpark
Father: Don't be a Søren son. Nobody likes a søren
Son: No. I promise i won't back out. I'm not a Søren
Father: Don't be a Søren son. Nobody likes a søren
Son: No. I promise i won't back out. I'm not a Søren
by Stuffi September 19, 2018