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Sören equals God. His phallus is like horse penis combined with a whale dick. Usain Bolt is jealous of his gluteus maximus. He is a white Ronnie Coleman and a black Arnold Schwarzenegger. His biceps contains more mass than his brain. He ist the ultimate Modern Warfare 2 bash0r and PS3 fuck0r. People eat his sperm for proteins and testosteron that he sells for 1000 EURO per shot. People once saw him building a bridge with his penis over a huge river to save a cat.
Sören ? He is OMNIPOTENT
by derfogel February 04, 2010
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A Danish male with a large penis. Often seen with his pornbuddy, chatting up webcam girls.
Danielle, OMG did you see Sorem? He's a real life tripod.
by staceyyyyy September 24, 2004
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Søren equals God. His phallus is like horse penis combined with a whale dick. Usain Bolt is jealous of his gluteus maximus. He is a white Ronnie Coleman and a black Arnold Schwarzenegger. His biceps contains more mass than his brain. He is the ultimate Modern Warfare 2 bash0r and PS3 fuck0r. People eat his sperm for proteins and testosteron that he sells for 1000 EURO per shot. People once saw him building a bridge with his penis over a huge river to save a cat.
Søren ? He is OMNIPOTENT
by Thakrage February 14, 2011
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An awesome guy who holds doors open for every person even if he doesn't know them. Loves the German language. Treats all people with respect, especially women. You can never tell what they're thinking but you always know that its good.
Person:"Soren!!!"
Soren:"What??"
Person:"What are you doing???"
Soren:"You'll find out soon enough"
by up_above_you February 02, 2010
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Soren is the most bubbly, amazing guy anyone can meet.

Very sweet, thoughtful, and hilarious, his personality lights up a room and makes everyone happy.

Surrounded by lots of friends, everyone wants to know him, and is lucky to know him.

Very popular, attracts a lot of attention.

Any girl is extremely lucky to date him.

Has a strange obsession with Nicolas cage pictures.

Has an adorable laugh and smile.
Margaret: Soren has swag.

Maya: I fucking love that kid.
by picolascage November 14, 2013
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someone who is always nice and respectful to evereyone.
Follows his dreams
like c++ most of the time
often wanting to hang out with his friends
Sometines swares
usually like girls with brown hair
Friend: Soren that girl has brown hair and blue eyes

Soren: She's all mine
by i_know_soren August 04, 2012
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The name of the main barn owl of the book series Guardians or Ga'hoole.

Fell out of a tree when he was a baby.

Taken to hell

Learned to fly and found friends

Went on a journey to this tree

Lived happily ever after fighting war with his brother

Had sex with his owl wife and had three kids

Died.
Person: "Soren is such an amazing character!"

Person #2: "I know right?"
by cheerfulowl<3emomonkey June 29, 2011
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