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Sobertard 

a mf who thinks of people that uses illicit substances as less of a person, and chooses a sober lifestyle.
I used to fuck with bro heavy until he stopped poppin pills and acting like he better than me on some sobertard shit
Sobertard by pseudonym3433 November 18, 2021
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somertard 

General description of the effects of incest behaviour from somersetians that can't talk properly
look at that guy over there to there where that to over there.

basically fucking mongo somertards
somertard by 6fingerslayer April 5, 2019

showergardening

if or when you take place in trimming or shaving the bush around your genitals. It can work for both guys and girls.
John- "what took you so long to shower?"

Jenni- "I was showergardening!"

sobertard 

An comeback expression used primarily by low-functioning alcoholics to describe any individual who is not under the influence of alcohol at all times irregardless of other substance or lack thereof.
I drink and drive. Cope harder sobertards.
sobertard by BrickNoms October 17, 2021