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Ryotaro is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s the best when it comes to soccer. You will love him unconditionally, and so will he. Don’t ever lose him, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. I found myself a Ryotaro and I will never let him go that’s for sure.
Isnt Ryotaro the cutest?
ryotaro by Gracie<3Ryo September 20, 2020
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Ryotaro Hashimoto 

Ryotaro is shy and introverted but can be outgoing with people he is comfortable around. He is trustworthy and honest and tells only what is necessary. He has the biggest heart and is extremely sweet and caring to those he loves (makes you feel safe and at ease), however you should not get on his bad side as he can be quite scary. He has a nicely toned body and regularly works out in order to maintain his shape. Ryotaro always has goals, once he sets his mind on something it most likely will achieve/obtain it. He is very diligent, wise and mature which is a big factor to his nerdiness (plays chess and watches lectures on youtube TO LEARN). He has the sweetest smile and the cutest laugh that makes anyone instantly fall in love (I did). He can be naughty and annoying at times but it's just his way of showing love. Everyone who has a Ryotaro should be grateful and treat him with respect as he deserves it.
Stranger 1: I love Ryotaro Hashimoto he makes me feel so safe
Stranger 2: You're so lucky I wish I had a Ryotaro Hashimoto
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