A "Ryder Boy" is a male who is minuscule and mouthwatering. He often hangs around thots, says he doesn't like them, however it's in fact clear he does. He also is obsessed with mainstream and popular clothing brands, going to the point where his belt, flip-flops, and even his pet's collar are designed by that brand. He tends to have a grudge for those who betray them, and tends to also be stubborn. He loves animals, and dislikes peanut butter. He's hard-working, but tends to procrastinate. He can be a very likable person. He loves to hang out with others, dance, and has many plans for his future.
I think he's a Ryder Boy…

That Ryder Boy is so handsome!

I think I may like a Ryder Boy...
by Godly Neologist July 29, 2017
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