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36.
It's not that good. It's when you jack off so much in one day that your dick gets red and raw.
I was so lonely and pathetic that I gave myself a Rusty Venture last night.
by kingofterror November 22, 2010
 
37.
A sex act during which a male engages in anal intercourse with a man or woman, and then attempts to explore other body parts on his partner with his penis while there is still fecal matter on it.
I had so much shit smeared between my tits from that Rusty Venture you gave me last night!
by Dr. Mrs. The Green Man November 22, 2010
 
38.
A sexual act involving a string of graphic and unlikely moves and/or fetishes, often including fecal matter or second-hand semen between two gay men.
A "Rusty Venture" is when two men and a rhinoceros get slathered in butter. The first man licks the second man's anus, then helps him mount the rhinoceros' horn while masturbating himself, nearly to orgasm. Then the second gay man induces vomiting while the first man ejaculates and excretes simultaneously. Finally, the second man climbs down from the rhinoceros' horn and rolls around in the semen, excrement, and vomit mixture with the first man, before they both perform fellatio on the rhinoceros.
by EliteFool November 22, 2010
 
39.
A sexual term from The Venture Bros. animated series which is said to be a name for "when you jerk off so much that your dick gets all red and sore".
If you constantly masterbate, you will end up with a Rusty Venture.
by Bloodygenesis November 22, 2010
 
40.
When you take your finger and rub around the guy's asshole, while you whack the guy off
The other day Tommy gave Charlie a Rusty venture while having gay sex.
by Atticus620 November 22, 2010
 
41.
The dirtiest, most self-degrading sex act you can perform alone.
Oh, he was in the bedroom giving himself a Rusty Venture.
by Doc Hammer's Illigitimate Kid November 21, 2010
 
42.
Its when you jack off so hard and fast that your dick turns red and is sore.
Dude, I need to find a chick. Last night I gave myself a Rusty Venture.
by Alec Wallace November 21, 2010