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When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore
"I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture"

"Don't believe the hype, a Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore"

---Conversation between a hooker and Brock Samson in The Venture Bros season 4 episode 16, "Operation P.R.O.M."
by KBCandleSparker November 23, 2010
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It's not that good. It's when you jack off so much in one day that your dick gets red and raw.
I was so lonely and pathetic that I gave myself a Rusty Venture last night.
by kingofterror November 22, 2010
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A sexual term from The Venture Bros. animated series which is said to be a name for "when you jerk off so much that your dick gets all red and sore".
If you constantly masterbate, you will end up with a Rusty Venture.
by Bloodygenesis November 22, 2010
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When you jerk off so hard and often that your genitals stay red for extended periods of time. This forces you to seek an ailment and or a softer means of pleasuring yourself.
Boss: "I really need to start hiring more women to hold positions of importance in my company. I just can't afford to have one of the gents come down with a bad case of Rusty Venture and stop showing up at work."
by Big China November 23, 2010
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masturbating so much, your penis turns red, sore and painful.
by drexell015 November 23, 2010
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When a man jerks off so many times, his penis becomes irratated and red
I didn't have anything to do this weekend and ended up getting a rusty venture
by MasterShake1989 November 21, 2010
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The Definition of a Rusty Venture is highly disputed, but the first Rusty Venture took place in a young boys room. A Rusty Venture is when you jerk off too much and your Junk turns red.
The boy soon realized the mistake giving himself a Rusty Venture.
by RustyTimes November 22, 2010
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