Similar to a Rusty Trumpet, but performed by a less skilled player. The act of blowing into a woman’s back door while reaching around and awkwardly fingering her lady bits.
Ethan thought himself a skilled virtuoso in the art of satisfying a woman, the Miles Davis of the Rusty Trumpet, but he was, alas, merely fumbling with a Rusty Ocarina.
by RobAnybody November 3, 2020
It's the rusty trombone but performed on a woman.
Her eyes light up like the cleric sunrise when I went from tossing her salad to playing her rusty ocarina.
by Thewitchespet January 29, 2017