Only the deadliest weapon in the history of mankind. Ever. EVER.
Walker: "I'm just about ready to kill God with a rusty spork."
by Gammasite November 29, 2007
A penis that has become flaccid inside a vagina or anus as a result of falling asleep during penetration.
Wake up hunny! I think your spork has gone rusty again. You haven't had a rusty spork since grade school.
by SpongeKnob May 24, 2016