Top Definition
A phrase that expresses your orgasmic love for something.
May also be used in suggestive concept.
Becca: charmander is just RUSTY SPOONS
Emily: I know !

Becca: Rusty Spoons ?
Emily: Let's wait until my parents leave.

SaladFingers: I like Rusty Spoons
by beccasarahdeil January 13, 2010
5 more definitions
a word that symbolises someone who has not had any sexual intercourse for a long period of time, thus affected his skill in the bedroom, or having sexual intercourse.
jessica: make love to me.

dan: okay, but i doubt youll enjoy it as much as you used to, i havnt had sex in a long time, so im a bit of a rusty spoon now.

jessica: nevermind then.
by neox273 May 15, 2009
While spooning, the one in the front shits on the one in the back (unknowingly). When they wake up, the poo becomes crusted, enabling rusty spoonage.
"Aww man you just rusty spooned me!!!"

"Damn bro im sorry, i had no idea!"
by Bagmankyle October 05, 2012
a man uses a spoon to remove excess cum from the women, lets it dry on the table, and then uses it to serve her breakfast the next morning
that bitch sucked at giving head so i gave her the rusty spoon with her wheaties
by assavengers January 03, 2009
somethin done sexual with a guy, in the shower by easy, fat, orange bitches. kinda like a rusty trumbone but so much nastier.. like for guys who have 10 inch dicks.
brits a fat bitch i bet shes givin him a rusty spoon in our dorm rite now. runnin train wit morgan and brian
by bfvfbk August 26, 2008
when u get wasted at a party and pass out. The next morning you awake with some sort of silverware(mainly a spoon)up your ass for no aparent reason.
Chris:"how was the party last nite?"
Aaron:"pretty good, except for me wakin up with a rusty spoon!"
Dillon:my pants smell like fish tacos
by NiPz Is MyHerO November 12, 2005

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