Rusticulus 

Where you drop your pants, prance around like Malcolm McDowell in Caligula in front of someone and they laugh at you!

That old dude just did a Rusticulus in the bar!!!

Rusticulus by The Scroat July 11, 2011

the salty rusticus

A Salty Rusticus is to have your old lady eat a can of cream corn then eat out her arse hole 24 hrs later.
Then drink an export to wash out your mouth

jim gave his wife the salty rusticus for their anniversary.

the salty rusticus by Cool-murda November 6, 2017

your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus

Your infected cock is the size of an expensive handkerchief.

Liquor: “What I'm actually thinking -- and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can -- is that your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus. Oh, ka-blammo.” (12 oz Mouse, episode 201)

your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus by s2artjm November 29, 2018

evret rusticals 

punk who looks overly filthy, or like he is taking is "punkness" too far. Usually can be seen at concerts pulling down crowd surfers or trying to kick people with their steel-toed Doc's.

evret rusticals by kial d garcia January 17, 2003

roticulus

The rotational force of a rotisserie chicken

The state of the chicken is directly proportional to the roticulus.

roticulus by Science Teacher of the Century June 13, 2022