A crusty penis that wasn’t washed after anal sex the night before.

- Commonly associated with symptoms of the DingleBear.
After a night of Fireball shots and disorganized, loose fitting anal sex with the missus, Baxter woke up with a Rusted Mud Whistle.
by BangkokBobby March 1, 2019
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