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Russian Unicorn 

(v): when you put a strap-on dildo on your head (so you look like a Unicorn) and and then fuck the shit out of your girl(or guy) until she(or he) screams your name.
Chris: "Dude i heard your girl spent the night"
Edward: "Yeah! I gave her the ol' Russian Unicorn!"
Chris: "Nice!"

That guy over there looks like he's ready for the Russian Unicorn.
Russian Unicorn by Soviet Alliance November 26, 2010
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Russian Unicorn 

A song by a bad lip reading making fun of Michael Bublé havent met you yet
did you hear the new song by Michael Bublé

no
will its called Russian Unicorn and it ROCKS
Russian Unicorn by jkrock569 August 25, 2011

Shoot a Russian unicorn 

A euphemism for sexual intercourse. It comes from the BadLipReading video ""Russian Unicorn" — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé."
Oh, the night is young. Now baby, we could shoot a Russian unicorn.

Shoot a Russian unicorn 

A euphemism for sexual intercourse. More specifically, the act of performing a Russian Unicorn. Where one straps a dildo to his/her head, and then has sex. It comes from the BadLipReading video ""Russian Unicorn" — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé."

ref: RavenHaus.
Chris: "Dude i heard your girl is going to spend the night"

Edward: "Yeah! We are totally going to Shoot a Russian Unicorn!"

Chris: "Nice!"

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008