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1.
noun- one who jacks off inconspicuously on the top bunk while peering down over the edge of the bed, while two people have sex on the bottom bunk. The people on the bottom bunk usually think that the guy on the top bunk is asleep.
I know you two hooked up because i was russian spy last night
by Mac Daddy Ray October 29, 2010
 
2.
one who thinks they know everything and is around all the time
omg how did she know that information she must be a russian spy
by team strong September 10, 2010
 
3.
The act of taking a shit in the urinal.
Mate I just took the biggest Russian Spy...
by IPY96 February 21, 2014