Russell's Law

A law that states that all women are bisexual to some degree.

"Why are those two groping each other's breasts?"
"Russell's Law."

by Dr_President May 27, 2009

Russell's Law

The hotter a girl is on the internet, the more likely it is she is fake and/or has a penis.

Jack: So what happened with you and that cute Asian girl you met online?
Craig: Russell's Law.
Jack: Oh...

Jack: How big was it?

by The Doooooooom September 7, 2016