Rushtards are narrow-minded inflexible, incurious bumpkins who allows Rush Limbaugh to do their thinking for them. Rushtards are unable to form opinions from credible, open-minded research or sources. They are also incapable of discerning truth from fiction, Rushtards turn to Limbaugh for answers. What most Rushtards fail to realize is their hero is a drug-addled, thrice-divorced, college dropout, draft-evader from the remote backwater of Cape Girardeau, Missouri. Still, one cannot deny his ability to inspire simpletons and rise to the position as "defacto" Head of the Republican Party.
by Woodbutcher March 04, 2009