Top Definition
The act of jacking off into a merkin
Michael: hey dude did i show you my new merkin?

Mark: that was YOUR merkin?

Michael: Yes.

Mark: I jacked off in that merkin last night.

Michael: You bastard! You rumplemerkined my merkin!
by Merkindor December 12, 2010

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