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A scrap of paper or the back of a shampoo bottle or toothpaste tube, read in lieu of anything else while spending large unavoidable periods of time in the bathroom
"He realised he was going to be there for some time, and cast his eye around for something to read. Devoid of any form of comic strip art, he settled on a Rumlet describing the efficacy of certain south american herbs when attempting to instil a healthy shine in lacklustre hair."

"Death by boredom, narrowly averted by use of an opportune Rumlet"
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(Noun) A small bit of paper or the back of a shampoo bottle you find in the toilet when you realise that you are going to be there a while and there is nothing else to read.
I was so bored, the only thing left to read was the Rumlet!
Rumlet by Fthaggua February 22, 2010
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Rumblethigh 

A fat hunk's wobbling, gelatinous thighs.
Yipers!, Look at the rumblethighs on that there goon..
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A person that "ruller" once or twice in "russetid" and is usually a low-key nice person.
Wha's up RulleThea, how was rulling?
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Someone who lacks ram and/or mental capacity.
Grug is a total fucking ramlet.
Ramlet by mehpostingmeh April 13, 2019
Combination of "RAM" (random access memory) and the suffix "-let."

Used derogatorily toward people who have very limited critical thinking ability/capacity for intelligence; essentially saying that they do not have a lot of RAM as a person.

Essentially a synonym of brainlet, which is a synonym for retard, but for people who enjoy computer references.
Holy shit James, do you actually not know what a lambda is? You're such a ramlet
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Mitt Rumley 

An alternate name for 2012 Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney. Almost exclusively used by fellow candidate Herman Cain. It is Thought that Cain is trying to trivialize Romney's run; or he is ignorant to Romney's actual name
"Mitt Rumley is a good Candidate and all, but i own some pizza joints!" - Herman Cain, on Mitt Romney
Mitt Rumley by Captain Planet Jr October 19, 2011
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