Rule 911 dictates that if you can't beat them, ram any drivable vehicle into their property and destroy it.
George: I cut a flower from my next door neighbours' garden.
Obama: So what?
George: He drove his rideable lawn mower all over my flower bed.
Obama: Yeah rule 911 buddy.

Joe: I asked for a pay rise today.
Jack: Did you get it?
Joe: No but I drove my car through the managers office.
Jack: Good old Rule 911 eh? Can't beat then smash up their property by driving something through it.
Joe: Yeah!

Rule 911 Revenge Payback
by Ephestion July 4, 2011
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Theres always a terrorist in any cities.
Dude 1: Did you heard about 9/11 incident ?
Dude 2: Rule 911
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A joke from Just a Robot's video "Why are Caillou Gets Grounded videos a thing?"
Where he jokingly said that because there is Rule 34 and 63 there should be a rule 911
"If it exists there is a GoAnimate version of it"
Robot1: Why am I seeing all these GoAnimate videos?
Robot2: Rule 911, bot, Rule 911
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